Indonesian police ban recruits with penis enlargements

There’s no shortage of nutty stories coming out of Indonesia, but this is one of the better ones lately. It seems that so many Papuan men are trying to enlarge their penises that the chief of the provincial police has had to ban them. That’s right, if you’ve had your willy widened or your lad lengthened you can forget about becoming a cop in Papua. It seems to interfere with their training somehow… the mind boggles. Apparently Papuan men rub themselves with an “itchy” plant to achieve the desired swelling. I think it’s prudent to insert a “Don’t Try This At Home” warning here.

(Photo courtesy of amanderson2 via flickr)

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