Paris pulls plug on Jakarta

Socialite pretty thing Paris Hilton has told her “fans” that she’s going back to the United States after apparently being refused permission to enter Japan. That means her trip to Indonesia is off, and we won’t be able to look forward to the spectacle of outraged Islamists calling for her to be stoned to death in central Jakarta.

Paris tweeted: “Going home now. So dissappointed [sic] to miss my fans in Asia. I promise to come back soon. I love you all! Love Paris xoxo”

The Jakarta Globe reported the news as “a major blow to hundreds of Indonesian adolescents but probably nobody else”. Ouch!

UPDATE: I couldn’t resist adding this perspective from New York News and Features: “Wouldn’t it be great if we didn’t let her in, and she was forced to orbit the Earth for all eternity, like a literal failed star? Alas, the U.S. is not as discerning as Japan”. Nasty!

And while I’m at it, I noticed that Paris gave a special mention on Twitter to a blog for being so “honest”… it should surprise no one that it’ s nothing but a creepy virtual altar to Paris – “a site where we all can come to share our AWE for Paris Hilton”.

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