If you’re tired of TV stations giving you pretty young faces instead of experienced journalists, this one is for you. A journalism bimbo voodoo doll!
Stick her with pins, set her on fire, throw her down the toilet – do whatever it takes to exorcise those demonic thoughts that torment you almost every time you endure a news bulletin from a painted face instead of a journalist.
The manufacturers tell us she’s suitable for girls over three years of age, just like the TV news. Unlike the real TV news reader, this one comes with a very helpful “choking hazard” warning. Wouldn’t it be nice if the real broadcasters were so considerate?